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[align=center]BRONCO GREASE

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[align=center]FRESH FROM THE FRONT!

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[align=center]BRONCO GREASE![/align]

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[align=center]Dubious Distributions is not responsible for any adverse physical, mental or aetherial effects caused by consumption of Bronco Grease Energy Tonic.  Questions as to the ingredients of Bronco Grease will be met with rhetoric and evasiveness.  Drink at your own risk.

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[align=center]INSPIRED BY THE MAELSTROM!

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[align=center]STRONGER THAN A CANNON SHOT![/align]

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[align=center]Dubious Distributions is not responsible for any adverse physical, mental or aetherial effects caused by consumption of Bronco Grease Energy Tonic.  Questions as to the ingredients of Bronco Grease will be met with rhetoric and evasiveness.  Drink at your own risk.[/align]

 

 

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Dubious Distributions is not responsible for any adverse physical, mental or aetherial effects caused by consumption of Bronco Grease Energy Tonic.  Questions as to the ingredients of Bronco Grease will be met with rhetoric and evasiveness.  Drink at your own risk.

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BRONCO GREASE!

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Dubious Distributions is not responsible for any adverse physical, mental or aetherial effects caused by consumption of Bronco Grease Energy Tonic.  Questions as to the ingredients of Bronco Grease will be met with rhetoric and evasiveness.  Drink at your own risk.

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[align=center]Bronco Grease![/align]

[align=center]Eorzea's Most Powerful Energy Tonic![/align]

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[Anstarra]

Anstarra looks at the poster, a light smirk on her lips, and nods approvingly. "Yes, this ought to sell." Then she frowns, and sighs. "Five gil a bottle? At that price, I don't think I'm going to ask Verad what's in it after all..."

 

She goes back to inspecting the picture, her smile returning. "The image came out really well, too. That shine. It's just as well we didn't go with the bunny suit... maybe next time..."

[Coatleque]

Coatleque stares at the advertisement for a good five minutes before she regains control over her jaw. "I don't recall drinking last night. I never even said that! And why in all the realms is my name so big...?" The sound of laughter from the hallway somehow evelvated the temperature of the cramped little office by fifty degrees. She crept around her desk to close the door and isolate herself in the hopes that this day would end swiftly.

[Steel Wolf]

Steel looked to the left.

 

Then to the right.

 

Then hurriedly plucked a flyer from the wall, folded it and tucked it into her belt pouch, clearing her throat as she did. She then casually walked off, eyes looking around as if she were shopping for something.

 

Just act natural....

[Dogberry]

It was cold and often lonely in Dogberry's, or rather his assumed identity Bharfyst's, newly rented tenement in The Brume. The stone floors and walls were poor insulation from the cold, and visits from Bryn were few and far between, leaving him with only the warmth of his paltry little wood stove. He hated his exile to Ishgard, and looked for any piece of home he could find to comfort him through when the cold and the fog crept in. He had managed to find a copy of the Tonberry's Lantern when someone had left it on the bench they were sitting on. He picked it up and scurried back home.

 

Dogberry was sitting on his bed when he came across the advertisement. He smiled at the picture. He tore out the advertisement and placed it under his mattress. It had been a few days since he had seen Bryn last. This picture would do to keep him warm in the long, cold night until he saw her again.

[Dat Oni]

Koporo gripped the article between his hands, tilting his head at the image of Crofte "advertising" one of Spahro's products.

 

"...Well, ne'er let it be said ya didnae look good in a picture, Ser Crofte. But..."

 

He shook his head, laying the newspaper down on the table. "This is somethin' disrespectful." Taking a swig from his flask full of pear juice, Koporo would hop down from the table and waddle off, muttering to himself about how poor Crofte couldn't catch a break, as he set off to find her.

[Berrod Armstrong]

Berrod Armstrong sipped from his mug of juice as he exited the Astral Agency headquarters. The morning air was crisp, and the rising sun glittered upon the metal fixings of the Goblet property's fences. For the sake of minimal decency he donned a pair of loose white trousers; he couldn't fetch the morning news in the raw, after all.

 

Casually he picked up the tightly folded periodical to give it a quick flip through. The ad of the scantily clad Highlander brought a slight, typically lecherous smirk to his lips -- then he recognized who it was. 

 

Needless to say, his mouthful of juice soaked the page through.

[-no longer matters-]

War Siren saw the flyer and stopped and just looked at it....

 

"I don't care how much energy this beverage gives you, if a blow makes it past her shield, and sword she'll be cleaved in-half in that get up...."

 

*shakes her head grumbling about "how she could fill that outfit out better anyways" with a jealous tone as she walks away.*

[Leggerless]

Elise sat at a table in the Manufactory, evaluating one of the new designs expected to start production before the next moon. She glances to her left, spotting this flyer, and pauses. With a quick swipe of her right hand she grasped the flyer and slid it across the table to the candlelight to read it.

 

"Hm. Bronco Grease. With a picture of a... good looking, yet scantily clad woman whom I may or may not have seen before." She let out a sensible chuckle, but read further down, her eyes widening in surprise. "5 gil a bottle?! Now there's--wait. How big of a bottle though..." She plops her chin on her left hand to ponder over whether or not this item is worth the cost of traveling to and from Ul'dah. A smirk on her face soon emerges and she places the design back in the container she got it from.

 

"I'm going to investigate a substitute for firesand, so I'll be gone for today--possibly this week. Remember to meet the quota, everyone." she says, loud enough for the workers to hear. With a wave of her hand, she exits the building.

[V'aleera]

Having sent on their way with promise of punishment a trio of sellswords half a bell late for their assigned duty, V'aleera peered down at the mess of papers scattered on the floor of one of Falcon Nest's old storage rooms. She reached down to pick up the piece which seemed to have held the lion's share of the trio's attention, "What nonsense is this? Ul'dahns are not only content to sell some scam of a product, but must also place at risk a poor woman's dignity in the process?"

 

She shakes her head in disapproval, but continues to peer at the figure on the page. Unable to shake the feeling that the face was a familiar one, she folded the advertisement and placed it in the satchel at her side. This would require further inspection at a later date and in the comfort of a more private locale.

[Telluride]

The bard stopped, peered at the poster, and squinted, mouthing a few silent numbers.

 

"I thought there were supposed to be five of them. Eh, difficult to tell at this angle."

[GloryRhodes]

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[align=center]BRONCO GREASE![/align]

[align=center]Not just for fighters![/align]

[align=center]Aetherochemical reactions power your magic![/align]

[align=center]MORE AETHER![/align]

[align=center]MORE AWESOME![/align]

[align=center]ON SALE AT THE GRINDSTONE![/align]

[align=center]5 GIL A BOTTLE![/align]

 

 

[align=center]Dubious Distributions is not responsible for any adverse physical, mental or aetherial effects caused by consumption of Bronco Grease Energy Tonic.  Questions as to the ingredients of Bronco Grease will be met with rhetoric and evasiveness.  Drink at your own risk.

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[Cliodhna Eoghan]

Cliodhna had passed over both ads at first without much attention; hand reaching for her coffee. It was one of the seldom days her and Erik were able to share breakfast and though it was spent quietly reading the paper, the quite was nice. Then it caught her eye; glancing back at the first ad with raised brows as she read the model's name. If this was the same person; the ad appearance seemed vastly different than the previously described personality. "....Erik....Don't you know her?" Cliodhna asked, flipping over the paper so he could see.

[Anstarra]

Anstarra stares at the second image, taking a deep breath and slowly exhaling. "Mrr.. bloody hells." She leaned back, running her fingers through her hair. "Bad enough half her clanmates want to molest her..." A thought occurred to her, and she blinked. "Kiht's gonna have kittens. And not the fun way, either. Haha..."

 

It was definitely not proper for people to see her like this. That was why An peeled off the poster, carefully rolling it up. Not so she could hide it someplace like a scrapbook or the like. That would be silly.

 

"...okay, one more peek. Yup, still scandalous... godsdammit, Spahro..."

[Boo the Hamster]

Enju was shuffling through the Drowned Wench, his ears listening to an unusual amount of jeering from some of the sailors there.  He looked toward the posters in surprise.  He decided not to speak aloud, taking a closer look as he went through his thoughts.

 

'Crofte?  That's an odd choice for her.  Let alone Nihka.  Wonder why Nihka decided to go for that sort of choice.  Still, I can definitely say they both..'

 

He shook his head with that clearing the thoughts from his head, deciding he may as well pick up the paper, and a poster for later.  Might make for a good story to hear.

[Jmaaira]

Jay would look at the ad warily. Instead of focusing on the picture, she honed in on the fine print and smirked. Of course this would be Verad's handiwork.

[Ark]

Zeke looked up from his table as the flyer was put up, he picked up his cup of tea, nodding to the waitress. Cheeks brightening a bit "seriously? " he glaze sweeping the room as he gets up walking over and inspecting the poster, tea in hand.

 

"hmm a selling point" eyes skimmed narrowing and reading the small print "at least there is suitable warning...should have tested it though" his taking a sip from the tea in his hand "would sell better as sun protection for costa del sol though." he turns returning to his table

[Brynhilde]

"Wulf. I have an order to collect. Thank you."

 

The knight deposited the sack of gil upon the counter top with a soft clink. The apothecary, an ageing, skinny and stooped Midlander man who squinted at her from behind his spectacles, nodded and turned toward the back of his stall.

 

Brynhilde leaned wearily on the counter as the early morning commotion of the exchange fluttered all around her. The long journeys back-and-forth between Ul'dah and Ishgard were taking their toll. Naturally she'd not admit it, but she ached. When she wasn't travelling, she was working; it was no mean feat to keep Cliffperch stocked with food for her charges, and to keep 'Bharfyst' fed and warm. But it was getting no easier, and so Bryn had resolved to work harder. Somehow.

 

It was as she mused upon her money woes that her eyes settled upon a discarded copy of the Lantern sat atop the counter. She frowned and flipped it over. Staring back at Bryn was that picture; the one that had sparked all the friction between herself and her man, and had caused their worst argument in moons. The Highlander woman, the 'Sultansworn' as Bryn knew her, looked back at her from the picture. With a sneer and a disdainful scoff, Brynhilde tossed the paper away.

 

"Harlot."

[GloryRhodes]

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[align=center]BRONCO GREASE![/align]

[align=center]PROTECT THE ONES YOU LOVE![/align]

[align=center]SERVE THE PUBLIC GOOD![/align]

[align=center]STAB BADGUYS IN THE FACE![/align]

[align=center]ON SALE AT THE GRINDSTONE![/align]

[align=center]5 GIL A BOTTLE![/align]

 

 

[align=center]Dubious Distributions is not responsible for any adverse physical, mental or aetherial effects caused by consumption of Bronco Grease Energy Tonic.  Questions as to the ingredients of Bronco Grease will be met with rhetoric and evasiveness.  Drink at your own risk.

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[align=center]Bronco Grease![/align]

[align=center]Eorzea's Most Powerful Energy Tonic![/align]

[align=center]Fight Harder![/align]

[align=center]Last Longer![/align]

[align=center]KICK SOME ARSE![/align]

[align=center]ON SALE AT THE GRINDSTONE![/align]

[align=center]5 Gil a Bottle![/align]

 

 

 

 

[align=center]Dubious Distributions is not responsible for any adverse physical, mental or aetherial effects caused by consumption of Bronco Grease Energy Tonic.  Questions as to the ingredients of Bronco Grease will be met with rhetoric and evasiveness.  Drink at your own risk.[/align]

 

 

Evangeline looks at the paper again, Klyn had found the advertisement while shopping, but she still could not believe it to be true.

 

Crofte? That Crofte? She would abase herself to such a level? Evangeline always knew the woman lacked breeding and true class, but she had though the Knight had some measure of tact.

 

The Elezen sighs, placing the paper on the nightstand, "I must admit it suits the woman, though I know not what possessed her to parade herself about so. I shall have to ask her the next time we happen to meet."

 

She blushes and clears her throat, "Also where she might have gotten that costume."

[Duplicitous Dame]

Nahare strolled along the street with a Limsan tune cheerily hummed upon her lips. Golden hues would catch sight of a Bronco Grease advertisement, but it was the woman upon it that caused the Seeker to stop in her tracks. "Bloody 'ells!" She exclaimed, lips agape in awe. The woman in question was none other than Lady Croft herself. "Ye may be a stubborn broad, but Twelves be damned if'n ye ain't got a nice arse! PAHAHAHA~!" Nahare cackled and snorted evilly, ears wiggling with a twisted sense of glee as she continued on her way.

[Gegenji]

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[align=center]BRONCO GREASE![/align]

[align=center]PROTECT THE ONES YOU LOVE![/align]

[align=center]SERVE THE PUBLIC GOOD![/align]

[align=center]STAB BADGUYS IN THE FACE![/align]

[align=center]ON SALE AT THE GRINDSTONE![/align]

[align=center]5 GIL A BOTTLE![/align]

 

 

[align=center]Dubious Distributions is not responsible for any adverse physical, mental or aetherial effects caused by consumption of Bronco Grease Energy Tonic.  Questions as to the ingredients of Bronco Grease will be met with rhetoric and evasiveness.  Drink at your own risk.

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Chachan's cheeks were flushed lightly in embarrassment as Momodi nigh-on pushed the copy of the Lantern into his hands, eager to know how the little smith had wounded up posing for Spahro in the rain without his cuirass. And, to be honest, the little Dunesfolk wasn't entirely sure how he ended up as part of that photo shoot either. In all the chaos in the Still Shore's main hall, he had somehow gotten shanghaied and brought out to the grassy expanses north of Summerford Farms to serve as a poster child for a product he knew nothing about. And, while the posing turned out to be a lot less horrible than he had thought it would've been - considering Spahro had made heavy mention of using subligar to show off the burly little popoto's surprisingly un-Lalafellan muscle tone - the rest of the trip had certainly been... interesting. Especially the second half at the other locale in Limsa...

 

The little Gegenji's freckled cheeks burned even more at the mere thought of it, remembering the costume and the series of poses he bore witness to. Shaking his head to avoid having to explain even more to the ever-attentive Momodi, Chachanji turned his focus back onto this particular picture. He was rather glad that Spahro had kept that protecting line he had liked, but that shorter one she had suddenly thought up afterward - "Small Package, Big Punch" - still struck him as slightly... off. And it certainly seemed like more of the female population were sending glances his way and hiding giggles this sun as he went about his errands. Or maybe he was just being overly self-conscious after his sudden modeling debut. He could only awkwardly wonder the hows and whys as he handed the paper back to the proprietor of the Quicksand, perhaps a little too eager to change the subject and find out what the next task she had for him was...

[GloryRhodes]

[align=center]INSPIRED BY THE MAELSTROM![/align]

[align=center]A NEW FLAVOR RISES FROM THE DEPTHS![/align]

[align=center]BRONCO STORM![/align]

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[align=center]STRONGER THAN A CANNON SHOT![/align]

[align=center]MORE POWERFUL THAN AN AXE![/align]

[align=center]SMARTER THAN A STUPID BOOK![/align]

[align=center]BRONCO STORM![/align]

[align=center]ON SALE AT THE GRINDSTONE![/align]

[align=center]7 GIL A BOTTLE![/align]

 

 

[align=center]Dubious Distributions is not responsible for any adverse physical, mental or aetherial effects caused by consumption of Bronco Grease Energy Tonic.  Questions as to the ingredients of Bronco Grease will be met with rhetoric and evasiveness.  Drink at your own risk.

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[Oscare]

Oscare grabs the poster off the wooden stall, staring very hard at the person in the photo. It wasn't a stare of attraction or awe, it was one of thought.

 

"Haven't I seen this girl somewhere...?" The blonde hair and face was familiar enough, but the body was a fuzzy outline of someone else -- wait!

 

Edda? Well, the name is scrawled in huge red ink on the bottom. But this was strange, Edda never seemed to be the type to take outwardly skeevy photos like this. Maybe the man just didn't know enough about her...

 

He quietly folds and stashes the poster into his belt.

[Desu Nee]

Quki simply stares at the posters, slighty dumbfounded. She...recognized some of these faces, purely by osmosis, but...Chanchan. THAT Chanchan she knows? She couldn't help but feel intrigued, slighty disgusted...and simply curious. Now this story she NEEDED to know about. Tearing off one of Chachanji Posters, she goes on her wall...

 

Later that day, she would take another for personal keep. No one needed to know.