Kellach Woods

I got INFP Must have fucked up somewhere.

Also wasn't most of the crossover stuff last year repeats? EDIT : Hope we see other crossover events in the future. ...if only because then we might get DQXI crossover and maybe even a slime minion.

Vanilla to BC : 58 BC to Wrath : 68 Wrath to Cata : 80(!) first instance of needing max level, level cap must be achieved before moving on from here on end. You did not require any content - If you'd, say, just leveled through Battlegrounds, you could still PvE the new zones. The only gate is the level at which you unlock quests. You could still enter the zones (up until Cata most would require a portal to the central hub so you had a more streamlined access to all you would need).

Kellach would either be the main character of a Hildibrand type side-quest, or the Mimic Job Trainer.

>Parry >Parry >Parry >Cancel >Cancel >Cancel >Fight >Fight >Bikill >Use Item Sword of Lethargy

Also you might want to update the guide to mention that Tricks can be used on Excellents as well. Just so peeps who follow it know what to do with one.

did someone actually drop a "gamers today suck compared to yesteryear?" argument here?

Well, I just got Muscle Memory today, so just gonna splice that onto everything (except GSM 'cause I have Maker's Mark) and voilà. If we have the space to splice both Maker's and Flawless, which is best?

glad to know my lack of confidence in SE being able to do anything good involving crafting will be rewarded. Was gonna omnicraft it anyway.

Lend me your mouths. I have no idea what I'm doing with specializations, and quite frankly they look completely useless unless you're completely CP starved (and even then it's welcome another bit of RNG since it depends on Good stacks). So... yeah. Anyone screwed around with it? What did you find?

Try jumping right before the flip.

Item Flavor Text: Wind-up ???? A mechanical doll representing a complete stranger. Comes with 13 different outfits! Use item to acquire the Wind-up ???? minion. Minion Guide: Wind-up ???? Who exactly is this? Even the goldsmith who painstakingly crafted this wind-up automaton has no idea. While it comes with 13 outfits, many have complained that they skimped on fabrics as they barely cover the automaton. Behavior: Independant Interactions: Will mimic behavior of any wind-up doll currently of the class his outfit is tagged with.

Just jump in! It'll be awkward as balls and you'll ruin the scene for everyone else involved! that is not exactly a great selling point.

Honestly it'd also be another knife in the back to DRG, because no animation locks.

That is entirely possible. Where would the package come from?

Kellach is, in repaying a debt to the Deputy Postmoogle, essentially postmoogling even without being a moogle. So if anyone needs a parcel delivered to various places from a proven adventurer who's explored the depths of a Nymian ruin alongside various members of Mysterium, who has survived the harsh colds of Coerthas clothed in nothing but a smile for dubious reasons, and who will serve you with a smile and go the extra mile to get that package where it needs to be no matter how bizarre the destination is, as well as ensure delivery satisfaction, he is your guy.* * Offer valid to the Eorzean landmass + Vylbrand and surrounding islands only.

honestly i go with the rule that, when it comes technical terms, hydaelyn does not operate on the same level as RL does. so say, my not knowing how to structurally forge a sword does not mean my character does not know how to synthesize one.

56HSPQHSqEE in honor of tonight's RP.

I've seen that bikini bottom before. <.

midlander dudes get nothing?

2) The fucks I give about ERP are so damned low I straight up used a time I did as a backdrop for a mini-thing that happened to Kell. Why? Because it made for an interesting story and it happened. 3 - I'm extremely contrarian. Enough that I straight up WILL do something to piss you off if I feel you're just being a pedantic prick over lore. I've already got a plan for a WHM precisely because everyone around here are like "you can't do that!" or "you can do that but I just won't RP with you!" 4] Any little thing that happens to Kell OOC or IC can be considered "canon" as far as I'm concerned. I'll go out of my way to modify it so it makes sense maybe, but it'll certainly be done. #5 I often get the feeling people are intentionally avoiding me due to OOC behavior.

Several, though you can't consider them pets more so than animal companions that have accompanied him out of their own volition.

each time i go to update my wiki i just remember that there's absolutely no point for me to do so anyway 'cause nobody reads that shit.

Before Ishgard opened its gates to all who sought to enter, actually setting foot in Ishgard was a feat known only to smugglers and citizens. Many attempted to go beyond the gates yet were rebuffed for not being pious enough, or not having the requisite rights. Even today, you are more likely to get rebuffed and executed for impiety than actually entering the city. Being what Ishgard natives would consider a heretic, and not willing to deal with any sort of illegal activity in order to make it into Ishgard, Kellach Woods was wracking his brain in the Twelveswood, more specifically, in the North Shroud, while his steed, the ephemeral Phantom, was busy pecking at a bunch of gysahl greens his partner had set out for him. He was using his axe as a sort of footstool in order to look beyond, to see if there was anything of notice. Phantom perked up and immediately started nudging Kell, pointing ever towards the west. Not knowing exactly what the creature had in mind, he shrugged and mounted the chocobo. Phantom seemed to know where it wanted to go, and Kell, ever the wanderer, did not exactly question the desires of his mount - Phantom came and went as he wanted, and Kell was merely a passenger that the bird did not mind ferrying over great distances. It zoomed faster than what Kell thought possible, going alongside the western coast of Eorzea, finding ways through the cliffs and rough paths that had long been abandoned since the self-exile of Sharlayans returning to their island. Not wanting to deter his mount's enthusiasm, he scarcely dug his boots in beyond steering it away from less than obvious obstacles. Eventually, after running over several malms, Phantom was tired and night fell. As Kell prepared the fire, he looked at the stars to try and locate where he ended up, only to find that he had absolutely no idea how to navigate, whether land or sea, using astronomy. Worse still, he did not even have the tools for that. The night was peaceful, the silent breathing of Phantom being a soothing sound for the otherwise weary traveler. He thought he was heading towards Coerthas, but the climate was far too warm for this to be anywhere near it. For days and nights, they traveled like this until they stumbled onto some ruins, and subsequently, a goblin. Kellach jumped off Phantom, patting it on the head as the goblin began to get agitated. "Is you friendly uplander? Dimwix not see anyone, gobbiefriend or gobbiefoe, in days! What brings uplander to lands?" it said, just happy that someone had shown up. "Um, well, I was letting Phantom, this chocobo here, lead me where it will. I don't exactly recognize where we are, though..." "Oh! Birdmount guide? Dimwix never heard of birdmounts being guides. Or birdmounts having names. Is uplander lost?" "No, well, lost would assume I had any idea on where to go! Though I'd sure like to know where I am." Kell answered, while Phantom was pacing frantically. "Hm... Village of uplanders in dragonforest to northeast! Go there, uplanders may be uplanderfriends! Dimwix not know if they are gobbiefriends, but surely they help!" With a frantic wave, Kell waved off Dimwix as they continued scrounging the remainder of the ruins. Two days later, the unlikely duo had made it to the Chocobo Forest, and the truth of Phantom's mad dash was revealed as he bucked his rider off a few hundred yalms, in sight of another chocobo which it went to "Kweh!" and "Wark!" around. Readjusting his mask, Kell could only sigh. His chocobo's thirst had brought him to unknown lands. He soon found Tailfeather, the encampment that Dimwix had been referring to as a village, and from there, he found that he was past the Gates of Judgement, just... very far from Ishgard. Thanking the chocobo hunters, also warning them about Phantom's loose partnership with himself, he readjusted his gear, verifying the mechanisms of his daggers, and left towards the inhospitable frigid western highlands of Coerthas... in nothing but a belly shirt, a mask and what looked like a long skirt.

Tonberrys are certainly efficient with their knife fighting... But MAN do they hold a grudge... * * * Pro wrestling is scripted up the ass and yet it is still enjoyable to watch precisely because it's so unrealistic. That's how I view most fantasy stuff.