Dogberry

Hiya! I'm interested in joining! I've been doing some Maelstrom stuff pretty heavily in my RP for a while, I'd like to get together and discuss exactly where Dogberry would fit with you guys.

I'm interested, but the link is broken.

Dogberry would really like stupid comedies. Like, really, really dumb ones. So I think his favorite movie would be the dumbest comedy I can think of. One so dumb even I can't stand it. Freddy Got Fingered. That movie is terrible, and Dogberry should feel bad. Iskierka deals with the spooky and supernatural all the time, so horror movies just feel like babytown frollicks for her. She likes action movies. Specifically Hong Kong action and kung fu movies. She's really into The Raid: Redemption and The Raid 2. Reinbach is a pleb. He likes Michael Bay. Transformers is his favorite series because it's big and flashy and stupid, and he may be secretly building a transforming mammet.

Momma brain is perfectly fine when you're a momma. Babies are an assault on all senses, and taking care of a screaming, pooping, coughing factory of sparkly adorable giggliness can be very disorienting. Children seem to have a way of making us into what they need us to be. I feel stupid most moments, to be honest. Especially when I lose my phone and have to pay $150 deductible for the insurance to get a replacement. And then lose that one almost immediately. Luckily I was able to get a hand-me-down phone for cheap. Bought a case with a picture of St. Anthony on it.

Iskierka [video=youtube] Anyone who dabbles with voidsent has friends in low places. Reinbach [video=youtube]

More like every table of every FLGS when we've scheduled a god damn Infinity tournament two god damn months ago we reserved four tables and I brought three boxes full of terrain and a custom Haqqislam board with a mosque that has a dome made from a hamster ball what the hell man If anyone's playing in the back alley, it's those Marvel Dice guys. Clearly this is where I play magic get your own alley. So who smells worse, the hobo asleep by the dumpster or the guy in the corner trying to get people to play the My Little Pony card game?

Not at all! We're all geeks here. I'll dig out my stuff and snap some pics when I get a chance, but most of my terrain was lost in the great de-cluttering of 2015.

More like every table of every FLGS when we've scheduled a god damn Infinity tournament two god damn months ago we reserved four tables and I brought three boxes full of terrain and a custom Haqqislam board with a mosque that has a dome made from a hamster ball what the hell man If anyone's playing in the back alley, it's those Marvel Dice guys.

I work at an IT help desk. Dogberry would quit after challenging a mouthy caller to a fight. Iskierka would probably do pretty well, as she's more of the professional go-getter type who can put personal shit aside and do a job. Reinbach would think computers are pretty cool, but get fired for constructing elaborate weapons out of office supplies and telling dirty jokes to callers.

Hi! My character Reinbach is an Ishgardian sky pirate from the Brume! My name in game is Just Reinbach. I'll look you up next time I'm in game!

I'll definately try to add you IG when you'll be online Hey, just wanted to let you know. I put Dogberry on temporary hiatus due to RP circumstances. I am now Just Reinbach in game, playing a character who is a sky pirate. I know you're a sea type piratemon, but all piratemon are grog types, if you want to hang out with my sky type piratemon.

I run a very Pacific Rim inspired Bright Future Cthulhutech game with friends every month. I play in a Star Wars game, too. I've played lots of Shadowrun, Warhammer 40K RPGs, Deadlands, D&D, and White Wolf. My next project is working on adapting Deadlands to a steampunk Japan setting, playing on the similarities between the Spaghetti Western and the Samurai movie genres.

Ahoy and avast, matey! I play a character who's teetered the line of nautical law until he ended up committing high treason and ended up generally hated by the Maelstrom and Limsa Lominsa! So yeah! You wanna pal around with a traitor to the thalassocracy look me up sometime!

I've put a lot of thought into Dog's voice. At first I thought Ron Perlman. Now I'm thinking Dogberry's voice actor is Patrick Warburton. Yes, Dogberry has the same voice as Kronk. [video=youtube] [video=youtube] Iskierka sounds like Fairuza Balk [video=youtube]https://youtu.be/uWJ528cYbqs

So I said to myself, if nobody claims Zangief, who will crush man's skull like sparrow's egg between thighs? [video=youtube]

In the Dust of This Planet by Eugene Thacker. I liked it. Horror and philosophy, etc. Probably going to read the next book in the series, but I'm going to probably read something lighter first. Probably book from the Culture series next.

[video=youtube] Maelstrom's Least Wanted

I AM LATE AS HELL TO THIS PARTY BUT GAMERAAAA GAMERAAAA GAMERA IS REALLY NEAT GAMERA IS FILLED WITH MEAT WE'VE BEEN EATING GAMERAAAA!

Baron Corbin cracks me up. Need a fan favorite attacked? He's your guy. It's basically his gimmick now. That AJ Styles kid looked pretty good out there. I think he's got a future. That was a damn good Pay Per View. The ending of the Rumble was interesting in a "Well, I guess that's one way to do it" kind of way. I know a lot of people aren't happy about it, but the whole event was so good, I'm willing to keep watching to see how it all plays out.

SOMEHOW I MADE RONALD REAGAN THE WIZARD I WASN'T TRYING TO IT JUST HAPPENED MISTER SAURON TEAR DOWN DOWN THIS WALL

I like playing Eddie in Guilty Gear!

Well here's a thing I never expected or wanted. I uh... don't know what to make of this. I've never thought "man, Powerslave is a killer album. Iron Maiden needs a mobile game."

I always enjoy the rumble, but I hope they don't make it into Reigns vs. Lesnar plus a bunch of other dudes. The Rumble is a time for a lot of talent to shine, and I'm really hoping it doesn't become one giant squash match for the upper card vs. the midcard. I'll be watching this weekend, and I've skipped the last few PPVs. I want to see Reigns recover the intensity he loses every time he opens his mouth. I don't think Reigns needs a manager the way Lesnar does, but he needs to say very little and bank on his snarl and intimidating presence. He looked so good after spearing Lesnar. I would love it if he did more of that and less telling us what happened last week. I want to buy Reigns as a top guy. Maybe not THE top guy, but one of them.

At the same time, a lot of ECW's characters were pretty laughable. For every Sandman, Raven, and Tommy Dreamer there was a Balls Mahoney, Joel Gertner, and Snot Dudley. I remember ECW fondly as a place where you could see honest-to-goodness good wrestling alongside crazy freakshow stunts from people with more guts than brains, surrounded by a bunch of really bad shock value crap. It's the best and worst of that era of wrestling. A high water mark for creativity at the time, and a low point in stupid Jerry Springer crap. Smarky know-it-alls will always be smarky-know-it-alls, and I say this as someone who can definitely be a smarky-know-it-all sometimes.

The ECW die hard in me will always be partial to Joey Styles' shrieking.