Pastry Army

As someone who is looking for a great many ways to get their character hurt both for their religious beliefs, professional job, and to scratch that oh so nagging itch for a damn good scrap, running into and knowing a quality healer would be something in a little bit of a need. So if you do not mind hanging out with a Blind Fist of Rhaglr who is just as willing to talk philosophy as much as she is throw her weight around, then do be sure to hit me up either here or on Mistalv Arroway!

Though they are not magically inclined in the whole mage sense, my Fist of Rhalgr Mistalv Arroway is always looking for more intellectuals to talk with and debate against. Or fight with/against. Either way, I do believe it could make for an interesting dynamic!

These are always a treat to read man. Keep up the good work.

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I volunteer as tribute! Mistalv Arroway crashing in! I'd love to she the clashing dynamics of a trained Sharlayan Astrologian befriending and pairing up with a Blind Ala Mhigan Monk. The differences of both the livelihood and the backgrounds they inhabit would be delicious to pit against one another. An attempt to teach someone of Astromancy and the stars above? The price could be the lumps and bruises of a self defense course. All while bickering back and forth.

Have you ever wanted to punch a blind woman in the face? No? Well have you ever wanted to spar with a Fist of Rhalgr? How about having a partner to help out with a few hunting ventures? What about a friend to just get down and muddy with or just share a good drink? Basically what I'm trying to say is, I'd love to rp sometime.

Junkrat is my homeboy. D.va is my wife. Lucio is basically Jet Set Radio and I love it. I need more of this game in my life.

Mistalv Arroway. Fist of Rhalgr in her thirties. ALWAYS need more Highlanders in my life.

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Done! Thank you for this!

Yep. That's Mistalv.

Ohhhh My favorite drunken monk back at it again with something nice. And it's something I'd totally sell my soul for. http://imgur.com/8nmgIOD Ima just leave that here and pray to RNJesus, a lot.

Moon Children needs stick together, yes? Yiisss. I shall have to look at you on my Keeper gal.

Blind woman learns how to punch things really good like. Starts to get into lots of fights and teaching people how to punch good to.

I downloaded this hell of a character creator. So many potential man hours have been lost to it. Hours whittled away tweaking and perfecting each and every detail I can find. I will not be getting them back. I do not want them back. In the end the design I settled with is a Sorceress. I'm pretty happy with the result.

Feb 20th My rag tag team consists of: Kurt Cobain Lili Taylor Andrew Shue Cindy Crawford

This game is a gold mine of cleaver quips and flavor texts that both add a shocking amount of relative humor, fourth wall grazing moments, and pot shots to their own game. And this is one of the best ones I've seen. Other favorite include: Wind-up Odin: Summon your wind-up Odin minion, Guaranteed not to wipe out your whole party in one fell stroke. Smallshell: Summon your Smallshell minion. The mere sight of this wee wavekin may cause severe psychological trauma to those who spent years of their lives on faraway shores culling his relatives. Buffalo Calf: Summon your buffalo Calf minion. Milk fed until tender and juicy. Not that anyone would ever think of eating him.

Why Didn't we get Shovel Knight!? D:

vTIIMJ9tUc8 Dancers you say? Obviously this song needs to make a comeback for those shenanigans.

Mistalv Arroway. Blind Fist of Rhalgr. Fite me. And I guess we can do other role plays to.

pUfGjWYpE-I I have a near unhealthy love for Celtic styled music. It consumes me.

I hope you know Foxberry, I'm also married. To Rhalgr.

Heavy weights have been thrown on both sides of the ring, each contender having a score of fans backing their stance with factual knowledge, and hyped fanboyism. Truly it is a no hold bar brawl, and one for the ages. Tempered lance verse aged crust. Iron-clad Will verse petulant fuzz. A stomach trained on a Dragoon's life-time of devouring floor candy versus The Pantry terror that has plagued every household with it its fungus grip. Two will enter the ring. One will leave.