OttoVann Posted May 8, 2015 Share #51 Posted May 8, 2015 Whoever started the ic/ooc rumors that Otto owns a whore house, I swear to fuck. Large amounts of Balmung thinks this. I just keep them in the black and have like frequent flyer miles. Don't own one folks Link to comment
Darien Cadell Posted May 8, 2015 Share #52 Posted May 8, 2015 Whoever started the ic/ooc rumors that Otto owns a whore house, I swear to fuck. Large amounts of Balmung thinks this. I just keep them in the black and have like frequent flyer miles. Don't own one folks Hadn't heard that rumor before. Was at the Red Wings event only long enough to watch Otto sell Clio. Whorehouse it is. For Qhora, it's pretty much just "What's your problem?" You. You are my problem. If I keep hearing this question, you will continue to be my problem. Link to comment
Zac Evans Posted May 8, 2015 Share #53 Posted May 8, 2015 [align=center]"Oh, you're an ERPer because of what you're wearing, right?"[/align] [align=center][/align] [align=center]"Why is Zac naked?"[/align] [align=center][/align] [align=center]"'Traditional Gladiator Garb', yeah, right. you're just naked."[/align] [align=center][/align] [align=center]"Why are you naked?"[/align] [align=center][/align] [align=center]"You can't be a Freelancer."[/align] [align=center][/align] 2 Link to comment
Caspar Posted May 8, 2015 Share #54 Posted May 8, 2015 "Do what *you* want to do" or "Follow your own path." It's because she cannot do so that she is where she is today. 1 Link to comment
Zetchryn Posted May 8, 2015 Share #55 Posted May 8, 2015 "So since you're a Miqo'te, you must know a lot about sex, right?" "So, since you're a Keeper, you're a lesbian, right?" "So, since you're a Keeper, you're polyamorous, right?" Or, more seriously. "I need sexual advice." "Okay, what about?" "Well, in general." "Okay..." "Can you just... SHOW me sex?" "No." Or, "Oh, you're in a swimsuit on the beach, you must be ERPing, right?" Link to comment
Marisa Posted May 8, 2015 Share #56 Posted May 8, 2015 Stop touching things! Why do you keep jumping? What do you mean you've never heard of _______? You can't just not wear pants! I want to speak to your commanding officer. Link to comment
Melodia Posted May 8, 2015 Share #57 Posted May 8, 2015 Someone: You're really short. Sounsyy: Yip... Someone: Wait, you're Miqo'te and you're Ala Mhigan? Sounsyy: Yer point? Someone: Little girl.../Young lady.../Youngin... Sounsyy: Yer how old...? 21? Yeh, I'm over a decade yer senior. Sit down. Someone: I don't think that Miqo'te lass has it in her to beat so-n-so. Sounsyy: /shield bashes some poor soul's face in. Someone: Sounsyy: Seriously? This gif made me laugh and I absolutely picture Sounsyy doing this. LOL! Link to comment
No Longer Exists Posted May 8, 2015 Share #58 Posted May 8, 2015 Doctor Oak Not so much -hearing- as things that are unspoken and frustrating. "No, I'm fine. I'm just bleeding from this gaping wound here that I haven't bothered having looked at in days. Don't mind the sweat, that's just a reaction to the infection currently spreading through me..." "Let me stumble away from the fight, dragging my busted leg across the dirt just so I can be proud and indignant." Things that are actually said: "So you're the doctor." "You're tall." "Hey Doc, can I ride my bike in here?" Oak's Reaction Link to comment
Maril Posted May 8, 2015 Share #59 Posted May 8, 2015 "Oh my god you're tiny!" "Shortlander" "Oh, I thought you were a midlander" -cue one of her taller highlander friends using her head as an armrest- One day she'll get her revenge. One day. 1 Link to comment
Kellach Woods Posted May 8, 2015 Share #60 Posted May 8, 2015 Whoever started the ic/ooc rumors that Otto owns a whore house, I swear to fuck. Large amounts of Balmung thinks this. I just keep them in the black and have like frequent flyer miles. Don't own one folks nah i think they got confused. Otto doesn't have a whore house. He is a whore house. Link to comment
Makyn Loneseeker Posted May 8, 2015 Share #61 Posted May 8, 2015 Someone: You're really short. Sounsyy: Yip... Someone: Wait, you're Miqo'te and you're Ala Mhigan? Sounsyy: Yer point? Someone: Little girl.../Young lady.../Youngin... Sounsyy: Yer how old...? 21? Yeh, I'm over a decade yer senior. Sit down. Someone: I don't think that Miqo'te lass has it in her to beat so-n-so. Sounsyy: /shield bashes some poor soul's face in. Someone: Sounsyy: Mak's partially guilty of that last one, though i'm sure she'd find some way to inflict it without that. For him: "You should go see a healer." "Stop being stubborn!" 1 Link to comment
Hammersmith Posted May 8, 2015 Share #62 Posted May 8, 2015 Another good one: "Man. Your scars look cool! Chicks dig scars!" "Do I seem like I give two wet shits about how I look?" Link to comment
MrPoopyButtHole Posted May 8, 2015 Share #63 Posted May 8, 2015 Random: Someone wants you/loved one dead! *Pyralis puts down paper and nods* Ran out of f**ks to give. Try again tomorrow. Link to comment
Erik Mynhier Posted May 8, 2015 Share #64 Posted May 8, 2015 [align=center]"Oh, you're an ERPer because of what you're wearing, right?"[/align] [align=center][/align] [align=center]"Why is Zac naked?"[/align] [align=center][/align] [align=center]"'Traditional Gladiator Garb', yeah, right. you're just naked."[/align] [align=center][/align] [align=center]"Why are you naked?"[/align] [align=center][/align] [align=center]"You can't be a Freelancer."[/align] [align=center][/align] Doctor Oak Not so much -hearing- as things that are unspoken and frustrating. "No, I'm fine. I'm just bleeding from this gaping wound here that I haven't bothered having looked at in days. Don't mind the sweat, that's just a reaction to the infection currently spreading through me..." "Let me stumble away from the fight, dragging my busted leg across the dirt just so I can be proud and indignant." Things that are actually said: "So you're the doctor." "You're tall." "Hey Doc, can I ride my bike in here?" Oak's Reaction You two..... my heroes. Link to comment
Merai the Vixen Posted May 8, 2015 Share #65 Posted May 8, 2015 Wait....Zac......if you're naked...we should hang out more. Link to comment
Manari Posted May 8, 2015 Share #66 Posted May 8, 2015 Ohhh, Manari really gets tired of hearing this: "You're a Moon Keeper? I thought you were a Seeker." That makes her so mad. You think anyone who would seek out the sun would have skin that pale white? Link to comment
N'velhi Tia Posted May 8, 2015 Share #67 Posted May 8, 2015 "N'velhi stop picking on the new guys." "Velhi stop picking your nose." "N'velhi stop scratching your groin in public." "N'velhi stop urinating against trees." "I have no idea what you just said. That's too much of a Limsan accent." "N'velhi stop setting off smoke bombs in peoples' houses." "Why do you only use one of your blades? You're twice as strong with two." [Anyone using a throwing knife] "N'velhi stop fucking up so much." "What was it like being a Nunh?" "Velhi stop baring your fangs at people you don't know." Link to comment
Dogberry Posted May 8, 2015 Share #68 Posted May 8, 2015 "Tell 'em the story of how you got your legs!" Sure, let me just relive the most horrifying and painful thing that's ever happened to me for your amusement. "Oh my god, you're wearing a pink shirt?" Yes. It's a nice color and it looks good on me. 1 Link to comment
CrimsonMars Posted May 8, 2015 Share #69 Posted May 8, 2015 "Voidsent, voidsent, VOIDSENT!" Chiyo is tired of hear about it, let alone fight it. Link to comment
SunTzu7 Posted May 8, 2015 Share #70 Posted May 8, 2015 Any variation on 'Newton, consider the consequences.' or 'Newton, this can't be done.' http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/fossilfighterschampions/images/c/ce/HAHAHA_NO_ca7fdd_433522.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121121015117[/img] Link to comment
Manari Posted May 8, 2015 Share #71 Posted May 8, 2015 "Voidsent, voidsent, VOIDSENT!" Chiyo is tired of hear about it, let alone fight it. It does seem rather over used, doesn't it? It seems every time Manari steps out of her forest, she has to deal with someone's voidsent problem in one way or another. Link to comment
Leanne Posted May 8, 2015 Share #72 Posted May 8, 2015 "Leanne, your shirt is open!" "Leanne, your bra is showing." "Leanne, why you walk around with -these- things in the open?" Edit: An extra one... "It -is- a very fancy hat!" 1 Link to comment
Aoi Fukiku Posted May 8, 2015 Share #73 Posted May 8, 2015 "You're blind?!" Bri hates it and doesn't see it as a handicap. 1 Link to comment
Kage Posted May 8, 2015 Share #74 Posted May 8, 2015 "Why do you have that ridiculous hat?" Link to comment
Cynel1 Posted May 8, 2015 Share #75 Posted May 8, 2015 Aren't you supposed to be in the palace. At this Point i just ignore them. Link to comment
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