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[Jancis]

[21:21][6] Your money or the catboy gets it!

[21:22][6] Nuuuuuuu

[21:22][6] actually I already got it

[21:22][6] ....never mind, you can take him back... here, take my money as well

[21:23][6] Ouch.

[21:23][6] Shots fired.

[21:23][6] *needs to be saved*

[21:23][6] !

[21:23][6] I'd save you but carrying a dude/damsel in distress as a Lala only works with other Lala.

[21:24][6] I'm a dudsel

 

 

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[Antain]

[18:11](Sasari Sari) Sorry I let you die ;.;

[18:12](Vaughn Antain) Meh, you didn't expect me to MT for a bit there

[18:13](Sasari Sari) I was like "Oh Vaughn is low, I better heal him.... wait... shoot he has the bleeeeed... Nooo can't cancel Physick fast enough to Lustrate blargle"

[18:13](Vaughn Antain) Vaughn's time of the month >_>;

[18:13](Sasari Sari) Only when tanking the cloud of darkness...

[18:13](Sasari Sari) So like every other woman

[18:14](Vaughn Antain)

[18:14](Sasari Sari) I am sensing bad jokes here, SE

[Oscare]

[2] "Can use magic to be a futa." that made me double take, hard

[2]<★Kahn'a Od'hilkas> Wha—

[2]<★Warren Castille> "Can use magic to be a futa." that made me[...] hard

[2] o_o

[2]<★Warren Castille> press.exe

[2] Lmfaooo

[2] ... as if the [...] isn't going to raise questions

[2]<★Warren Castille> Shh.

[2] also you can't use it if I beat you to it

 

I beat him to it

 

Bonus:

[2]<★Warren Castille> "Can use magic to be a futa." that made me double [...] hard

[2]<●Osric Melkire> "double over and puke" = [...]

[2]<●Osric Melkire> er, "over and puke"

[Jancis]

What happened when Bravaden and Jancis logged in at the same time:

 

[14:22]Bravaden Warder has logged in.

[14:22][FC] Heyo, Jan and Bra!

[14:22][FC] Wait, hrm.

[14:22][FC] Brav.

[14:23][FC] Hello

[14:23][FC] we can talk about Jan's Bra.  But if we're greeting me it would probably be better to stick with Brav =P

[14:23][FC] !!

[14:23][FC] Fresh.

[14:23][FC] It, much like Jancis herself, is supportive and comforting.

[14:23][FC] onee-chan's bra is the purest of bras.

[14:23][FC] The Joke was made, I took it =P

[14:24][FC] At first its constrictive.  But sooner or later it becomes a part of you...

[14:24][FC] ...

[14:24][FC]

[14:25][FC] *plays himself off*  Badda bap ba ba bap!

[14:25][FC] But every now and then it's good to be free of her!

[14:25][FC] *whew( at least she said it.  I LITERALLY had something typed out to that effect but decided to not dig that hole rofl

[14:26][FC] Hahaha

[14:26][FC] Could be worse, I'm physically resisting an underwire/pinching joke.

[14:26][FC] I'm myself holding a very bad joke.

 

 

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[Flashhelix]

5:38 PM - tom clancy's baseball battlezone: fuck roleplay

[DeletedUser]

I was trying to tell our group how far along my gear was on SBing...

 

[22:36](J'inarah Marad) 69

[22:36](J'inarah Marad) % oops

[22:36](J'inarah Marad) That came out wrong

[22:36](Kyle Rider) ;D

[22:36](Pascaleret Corentiaux) ^.-

[22:37](Bardhyl Ahmeti) ;3c

[22:37](J'inarah Marad) Nothing to see here >.>;

[22:38][FC] I just mt'ed "69" into party chat D:

[22:38][FC] I don't understand.

[22:38][FC] Adult stuff

[22:38][FC] Like, you know

[22:38][FC] Why were you typing 69?

[22:38][FC] That stuff where Mommy loves Daddy very much.

[22:39][FC] Soulbinding.

[22:39][FC] Shush! *covers ears*

[22:39][FC] We were ERPing in Skype and she typed into the wrong window

[22:39][FC] Oh give me some credit

[22:39][FC] My ERP wouldn't consist of "69"

[SM Nick]

From the Count of Cards competition at USH: Although I did not win I think my fireshow was the best one. So here it is.

 

Nathan Telluride: "and with no further ado, please welcome, Solis Claritas!"

Burgand Forehunt glances about before just raising his hands to clap. "Hell if I ain't ready for somethin' at this point."

Katsuni Blacke claps.

Ciel Sauveterre claps for you.

Hesme Escargot cheers you on!

Amelia Ashford claps for you.

Tarasa Blaetwyn: clap

Adelheidis Dachera claps for you.

Tarasa Blaetwyn claps for Nathan Telluride.

You bow.

Imogene Holmes opens a bag of muffins and is about to bite into one of it,before looking to the side at her neighbor. "Want some? They have raisins." She offers the muffin.

Solis Claritas waves towards the audience, with a hot-blooded smile on his face. "Hello, everyone! Pretty ladies! Handsome gentleman! I am Solis Claritas: The Bright Crimson Sun!" He bows down in an extravagant manner, before popping back up and pointing towards the audience. "Let me show you something: A scorching feat of hot blood! A fantastic tale of flames that will leave you awed!"

Nathan Telluride: (Oh, last thing - /say is ok for your acts. That's why we are close to the stage)

Solis Claritas | He takes a stance with both of his hands closed into fists in front of him. "Ifrit's embers pale to nothing..." His left hand opens and an ember appears, "Compared to a fire..." Right hand opens with an ember as well, "that burns brighter..." Solis moves both arms with the embers growing into flames as he prepares a stance, "than the Sun!" He creates a fiery display showing a symbol that is the same as on his bandana: A golden dragon coiling a fiery sword.

Adelheidis Dachera looks at you in shock!

Imogene Holmes: "...Ah. Flashy."

Tarasa Blaetwyn claps for you.

Rhela Awandih: "Ooooo!"

Amelia Ashford's eyes grow wide with awe upon seeing you.

X'caizhen Tia flutters his ears a bit, "Hmm."

Solis Claritas | After a while the image dissipates before Solis brings his arms together touching his shoulders, "Let me show you...the Wings of the Phoenix!" He grunts as he opens his arms like wings, as his fire magic gives the illusion of lustrious wings.

Katsuni Blacke claps for you.

Temariah Dawnsong tilts her head at the display, seemingly mildly interested.

A'yhunde Tohka claps for you.

Rivienne Navarre chuckles and follows the dance of the flames with her gaze.

Solis Claritas "The Solar Twister!" He covers his arms with his fire magic and spins for a couple of minutes giving the illusion of a tornado made of fire, but fortunately not harmful

Adelheidis Dachera claps for you.

Amelia Ashford: Ah~

Tarasa Blaetwyn claps for you.

X'caizhen Tia glances at Rhela, chuckling a bit, then looks at the fireshow.

Katsuni Blacke's eyes grow wide with awe upon seeing you.

Hesme Escargot claps for you.

Solis Claritas stops spinning and kneel to regain himself, closing his eyes. "And now. . . .the finale!" He gets up and puts his hands together as if holding an invisble ball.

You deliver a confident smirk.

Solis Claritas | "And now to end this display...My Ignis Supernova!" He creates a ball of flames with his hand and holds it above himself, before punching it, the ball bursting into golden sparkles of light that reach the audience, a truly extravagant display.

A'yhunde Tohka cheers you on!

Hesme Escargot: Ooh...

Ferro Kaolha congratulates you.

X'caizhen Tia feels sorry for any Keepers in the audience.

Adelheidis Dachera cheers you on!

Hesme Escargot claps for you.

A'yhunde Tohka claps for you.

O'rahn Kevelan claps for you.

Nebula Stardancer cheers you on!

Serene Ember claps for you.

Solis Claritas bows down one last time as sparkles go near him.

Katsuni Blacke claps for you.

Rivienne Navarre chuckles and claps her hands as she watches the display.

You bow.

Burgand Forehunt tips his head in respect for the show, clapping his hands heavily. "Need more like that one on the field."

Hesme Escargot cheers you on!

Ciel Sauveterre mumbles something to herself about hoping their hosts have fire insurance.

Rhela Awandih: "Aaaah, very nice!"

Temariah Dawnsong follows one of the sparkles with her eyes, watching it until it fizzles. Her head tilts to the other side.

Imogene Holmes: "We're lucky that wasn't a dangerous firespell. Or else it'd blow us all up."

You beam with delight at Nathan Telluride.

Aya Foxheart claps excitedly,"Its the best sort of magic!"

Nathan Telluride: "Give it up for Solis!"

Katsuni Blacke cheers you on!

Ciel Sauveterre claps.

X'caizhen Tia: "Very impressive," Zhen nods.

Amelia Ashford: Very impressive!

Tarasa Blaetwyn claps.

A'yhunde Tohka cheers you on!

[Cliodhna Eoghan]

soo yeah...not really in game logs but i'm hoping to get a pass at that and put this up anyway since i don't really have a way to post them...early morning shenanigans

 

 

Hey, Clio...guess who's lookin like this come Heavensward

 

 

"Need me on something, boss?"

ih why the change of haircut? o3o

 

To reflect a cleaner, smoother, suaver Kurt?

 

Goddamnit YOU FORGOT THE WOW

I'VE HAD THREE HOURS OF SLEEP! D<

YOU ADD THE WOW

 

I DON'T NEED TO ADD THE WOW, THE WAY I PLAY HIM ALREADY DOES THAT FOR HIM.

GLAD YOU'VE FINALLY COME TO THAT CONCLUSION.

 

 

[starling]

I just wanted to talk about cooking. ;u;

 

 

 

[Cliodhna Eoghan]

YOU CAN'T STOP ME NEKO!!!

 

 

and i'm sure your blood will wash off just fine kurt.

 

 

[Blue]

 

Also from FFXI (Kenjii/Roy/Kjara is me, Avina/Burald is Blade, Draenen is Kara, Kirious is X'elo)

 

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[Blue]

And, new entry!

 

[Warren Castille]

[2] "Can use magic to be a futa." that made me double take, hard

[2]<★Kahn'a Od'hilkas> Wha—

[2]<★Warren Castille> "Can use magic to be a futa." that made me[...] hard

[2] o_o

[2]<★Warren Castille> press.exe

[2] Lmfaooo

[2] ... as if the [...] isn't going to raise questions

[2]<★Warren Castille> Shh.

[2] also you can't use it if I beat you to it

 

I beat him to it

 

Bonus:

[2]<★Warren Castille> "Can use magic to be a futa." that made me double [...] hard

[2]<●Osric Melkire> "double over and puke" = [...]

[2]<●Osric Melkire> er, "over and puke"

 

Way late, but basically this.

 

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd38SkgNkFY

[Delilah Scythewood]

[12:36 a.m.]Locke Rinannis nodded to Cyrus, then smiled at his wife again, quickly debriefing. "Cyrus and I were just discussing my injury, and...the potential cause."

[12:36 a.m.]Lilithium Rinannis peeked upwards at the boys threw a locke of hair. "What do you think of it? Seems like you fell to me. Racing around on rooftops."

[12:37 a.m.]★Locke Rinannis: Hhhhh ))

[12:37 a.m.]Lilithium Rinannis: I will not apologize.))

[12:37 a.m.]Lilithium Rinannis: You cannot locke me down, son.))

[12:37 a.m.]★Locke Rinannis: Oh my god. ))

[12:37 a.m.]Cyrus Chambers: ((She's got this situation on locke.))

[12:37 a.m.]★Locke Rinannis: Et tu, Brutus? ))

[12:37 a.m.]Lilithium Rinannis: Locke, stock, and barrel.))

[12:37 a.m.]Cyrus Chambers: ((Locke n' loaded.))

[12:38 a.m.]★Locke Rinannis: I can't even ))

[12:38 a.m.]Lilithium Rinannis: *drops the mic* ))

[12:38 a.m.]★Locke Rinannis: *cries self to sleep at night* ))

[12:38 a.m.]Cyrus Chambers: ((It's okay, just locke your door at night.))

[12:39 a.m.]★Locke Rinannis: Fffff ))

[12:39 a.m.]Lilithium Rinannis: We're lockepickers though.))

[111]

Bringing it back:

 

[Dat Oni]

So I did that guildhest Flicking Sticks and Taking Names as DRK, and decided, hey, since Koporo looks like a fucking psychopath running with that sword, to be the SCARIEST LALAFELL EVER, shouting phrases every time I tore down a barricade.

 

[23:54](Koporo Aporo) HEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNY

[23:56](Koporo Aporo) HONEY I'M HOME

[23:56](Koporo Aporo) TEENY

[23:56](Koporo Aporo) TINY

[23:56](Koporo Aporo) BITE SIZED PIECES

[23:57](Fancy Pantsu) lol

[23:57](Koporo Aporo) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[23:57](Fancy Pantsu) thanks all

[23:57](Koporo Aporo) WARGARBLE

 

EDIT: Also...

 

[14:23][1] Fray is my husbando.

[14:23][1] :3

[14:23][1] :-o

[14:24][1] "Close your eyes and hold out your hand towards me" YES

[14:24][1] "Breathe deep through your nose" YES

[14:24][1] "Let the air fill your lungs, then let it pass from your lips. Slower, slower..." TAKE ME FRAY, TAKE ME

[14:25][1] And now none of you will be able to take the DRK questline seriously again.

[Altitis Acquired]

AHA! Found the thread!

Got this funny little MT from a cutey.

 

[Gegenji]

[19:27][1] Shouldn't you always have Gauss on?

[19:27][1] If raiding.

[19:27][1] Nope

[19:27][1] Then no.

[19:27][1] not even during raids

[19:28][1] Gaussome!

[19:28][1] ...

[19:28][1] :3c

[19:28][1] I'll shoot you dog Gog.

[19:28][1] *your

[19:28][1] I wouldn't do that. My dog's a truckasaurus.

[19:29][1] He eats minivans, mostly.

[19:29][1] Mostly?

[19:29][1] He likes the ones with wood paneling.

[19:29][1] Every once in a while he tries to be healthy and eats one of them electric cars.

[19:30][1] So he eats Tesla.

[19:30][1] He needs his greens.

[19:30][1] I see what you did there.

[19:30][1] I did what you see there.

 

An average day in FoM chat. Class discussion, threats, and puns.

[Aaron]

AHA! Found the thread!

Got this funny little MT from a cutey.

 

He didnt even finish!?

 

Thats even worse than finishing EARLY.

[Mae]

[111]

[1:33]S'imba Tia: "It's the one thing I'm confident in myself about." He admits. "To be honest I don't know how a proper Miqo'te is supposed to live."

 

[1:35]R'elend Tia holds up a hand, counting off fingers, "Wander where the sun takes you, fight anyone that needs fighting, and win, fuck anything that needs fucking, and make plenty of room for naps." He sighs and counts off the thumb, "And if you've had your fill with the rest, head back to a tribe and become a Nuhn."

[Kai Motokawa]

Okay.. now in my defense. I just wrote 13 Paragraphs.

 

 

this is the only funny log I have. . _ . I meant to write. "/em put a foot into the hot springs, a relieved sigh escaped her lips. "Oh my, the water is toasty!" but now instead it's.. The warm is toasty.

[LiadansWhisper]

 

[Dat Oni]

Today Ifrit dodged a Ninja Level 3 LB.

 

Right as the LB was about to finish casting, Ifrit transitioned into his charge phase, where he clones himself. This meant that as soon the LB was about to hit, he temporarily disappeared.

 

Sadly I couldn't take a pic of the actual dodging, but I have the chat logs to prove it.

Battle Log:

[11:15]Kotaru Sintoma uses Chimatsuri.

[11:15]   Ifrit takes 27639 damage.

 

Chat Log:

[11:15](Serena Estelas) lb?

[11:15](Koporo Aporo) LOLO

[11:15](Koporo Aporo) OH MY GOD

[11:15]Kotaru Sintoma: im

[11:15]Kotaru Sintoma: fking

[11:15](Koporo Aporo) HE DODGED IT

[11:15]Kotaru Sintoma: weak

[11:15]Kotaru Sintoma: as fuck

[11:15]Kotaru Sintoma: im done with this gam

[11:15](Kotaru Sintoma) fking

[11:16](Kotaru Sintoma) KILL ME

[11:16](Kotaru Sintoma) PLZ

[LiadansWhisper]