If your character stayed with you for a few days!

[g0ne]

I have no idea where this thread fits exactly, but it involves real life, so off topic? 

 

Well, that's not the big issue. Here's the big issue. 

 

One day, you open your door and your character is standing in front of you and they're here to spend a few days with you as a guest. Tell us what happens!

 

Oh, did I mention that your character could also bring along someone else or someone else's character with them? For example, lover, family, children, etc. 

 

Every time I ask this question, I get a 'how the hell would I know?!'. How would you not know, it's your character! *rolls around on the floor*

[ChewableMorphine]

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• All my clothes will be replaced with brand names
  
• My money will be put into a savings bond
  
• All my firearms will be illegally modified
  
• Nothing but "Boss Ass Bitch" will be played in the household
  
• The family motto will be changed to "Gucci gucci, louis louis, fendi fendi prada"
  
• The turtle will be given wings and a small turret
  
• Flynt will RP as himself 24/7
  

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[Spethah]

If it's Vivica, we'd just sit at the opposite ends of the room glaring at each other. Then have sweets together, then go back to glaring. 

 

If it's Ira? ...Sorry guys can't play for a week, stuck in bedroom. Might not come back. Tell my mother I love her.

[cuideag]

I think I would immediately offend Jajara because I might immediately shriek with joy because GOOD GOLLY POTATOES ARE THE CUTEST.

 

And then she'd break my knee. If Chuchukepa came along, she'd break my knee and then he'd set me on fire.

 

Delial would probably get kicked out within a few hours because she would keep questioning the choice in decor and make jokes about eating the cats. She'd camp out in the backyard just to be spiteful and just stare to make sure I know she's there.

 

If Saxon were along, we'd probably talk about girls. Just not that mean horrible one in the backyard. ... No, probably exclusively about that mean horrible one in the backyard.

[Kellach Woods]

i would kick him out for banging a catboi in my bed.

[Magellan]

For my character to even be inside at all would most likely mean she was lost, confused... possibly got a bump on her head. She'd probably sleep on the floor, play a lot with my cat, and stab the UPS man in the chest for being a perceived threat.

 

D:

[Coatleque]

Coatleque would not lower herself to the standards of living a day with me. She would take one look around, then go spend whatever gil she had on a Hilton.

[111]

Evangeline would probably be pretty quiet, unless we let her near a bookstore/library. Then she'd spend the rest of the time researching those fellows, Marx and Engels.

 

My oh my, did they have some fine ideas, she would say.

 

Though I think she would be equally impressed with the founding fathers, magna carta, etc etc.

[Sounsyy]

"Hmm... why is the pantry door open? Where is all my alcohol?? SOUNSYY OH MY GOD STAHP! Don't drink that bottle of Tito's straight!! You are so bad!"

 

"I'm not bad... hic... You just wrote me this way."

[Aaron]

Aaron would eat all the ice cream in my fridge

[Chris Ganale]

Best. Halo. Playthroughs. Ever.

[Devereau]

I feel like if this happened, I'd be getting forced in fancy clothing, properly fed and dragged outside. I'd also probably stick out like a sore thumb, and have no shortage of hugs.

 

That sounds rather awesome at the moment, though, I have a shortage of ridiculous eye makeup.

[Kismet]

I would tell them to get the fuck out because they were created to serve as a tool for my amusement, not some buddy I want to create an emotional attachment to.

 

...What? <_<

[Roen]

"What do you mean I am not doing anything worthwhile with my life? I am helping peopl-- NO, I have not nor will I go to the middle east to... and no, not Africa either, you know they have ebola.. HEY I still do PLENTY of good around... fine. Nevermind."

[K'nahli]

I think I would turn completely creeper/stalker and just spy on K'nahli through the french doors that link the kitchen to the living room. She probably would be very venomous with any attempts by these strangely-clothed, modern hyurs trying to speak to her so I don't think I would force it too much if she seemed as though she were about to take my head off.

 

But still.... ( -////-)  ;;

 

If K'mih was with her I'd probably die. The girl would likely want to ask me a billion questions and that would only piss K'nahli off even more.

(Also, more staring)

 

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If Andre was here... well he's very easygoing so I think it'd be pretty okay! We'd get along pretty well I guess.

 

Alex.... he's not very sociable so that would get incredibly awkward incredibly quickly... not that he would care.

 

Lulani would probably be really, REALLY funny after he had a chance to calm down. That'd be awesome ww

[Berrod Armstrong]

I'd lock myself in my room until he left.

[Duskwright]

Rhyllona would probably end up killing me on accident and if V'arimbeh was here. I'd lock myself somewhere far away from her.

[Clover]

Um, if Clover visited me, I think I'd love listening to any of her grandpa's tales. I might even have a weird story or two I could tell her. The rest of the time... neither she nor I are good at socializing, and we have different interests too. She loves reading books for one, while I loathe that. Maybe she could read a book while I play FFXIV, so we wouldn't bother each other much *sweatdrops*.

 

If K'mih visited me, I guess she'd be very interested in everything and that might make me distressed. I'd have to try to be as friendly and social as I can, which is really tiring, haha.

[Val]

I'd lock myself in my room until he left.

 

Ditto.

 

Val would try to help me get laid. Only, when he finds I actually have a girlfriend, he'd tell me I was stupid for settling down with one woman and go off to get laid on his own. He'd loaf around on my couch all day, drink all my alcohol, and bring women over to sleep with them. It'd be so damn annoying.

 

Melfice would probably murder me in my sleep and use me for all kinds of weird things.

 

Cyrus would.. .. Cyrus would get me to walk around with him and try to make the community a better place.

[Aya]

It would -so- be party time!

[K'nahli]

Um, if Clover visited me, I think I'd love listening to any of her grandpa's tales. I might even have a weird story or two I could tell her. The rest of the time... neither she nor I are good at socializing, and we have different interests too. She loves reading books for one, while I loathe that. Maybe she could read a book while I play FFXIV, so we wouldn't bother each other much *sweatdrops*.

 

If K'mih visited me, I guess she'd be very interested in everything and that might make me distressed. I'd have to try to be as friendly and social as I can, which is really tiring, haha.

 

K'RAHTO.

 

VOYCE.

 

NONOPI.

 

K'YOHKO(it counts)

[Kage]

I would super conflicted if Kage came to live with us. Super short tiny cute adorable person? How do I deal without getting hurt?

 

And then sit there silently and awkwardly.

[Caspar]

I would coddle her like a daughter until she ate me out of house and home. So approximately two days.

 

Virara for her part would probably not understand and just exploit me for food and money. Worst case scenario, she might accidentally pat me on the back too hard and snap me in half.

[Kurt S.]

If Kurt:

 

Kurt stop, Kurt no, Kurt damnit what the hell did you do with the fridge? Damnit Kurt why is my desktop taken apart. Kurt no that tablet isn't a shield. Kurt it's a car it runs on gasoline. Kurt no..no no...noooooo. Don't you dare put fire near that gas!

 

If Ramona:

 

*Explosions*

 

If Keil:

 

I think we'd have a nice chat.

 

If Keil and Vari:

 

Where did those two go to... *two hours later* I can't believe I had to pail bay for BOTH of you.

[Zyrusticae]

I get the feeling T'rahnu would take pity on me and try to improve my life, whether I wanted it or not.

 

...Which, honestly, would make her a lot like a second mother. Ew, no thanks!

 

In all seriousness, she's a natural wanderer, so she'd likely only stick around to sleep and eat and walk about the neighborhood the rest of the time. Maybe force me to go take her sightseeing. It would make for... a rather stressful time.

 

I would also be dying of envy for her perfect body, but I do that all the time anyways.