SessionZero

The devs pretty much straight up said the biggest hurdle to overcome when producing hybrids is social prejudice, because Eorzea is hilariously racist. The Elezen and Hyur have a lot of underlying social tensions because of the still relatively recent war between them, and the two Miqo'te clans, while not usually openly hostile to each other, are so dichotomous that they generally want nothing to do with one another.

Madda agrees with everyone in that list. Wanna be friends? :3 Yeah why not?

BroTeam and Two Best Friends are my standard go-to's. The Fate Of series on BroTeam's channel is spectacular, in particular. Also, while not technically a Let's Play channel, Retsuprae is amazing and I get plenty of laughs out of them.

Pledged to our great and powerful president of RP.

Here we see a wild Kiht Jakkya.

Commission for little miss Y'lani :3

Nah, you just need to have attuned yourself somehow to the aetheric signature (essentially, I forget what they actually call it) of a primal, and then you can summon a smaller essence of that primal as an Egi, which is basically summoning a much, much, much weaker version of said primal.

Public schools are a joke. You might as well just brain your kid with a 2x4 for 6 hours a day. It's about the same experience, and yields similar results.

This is usually done as a tribute to Tetsuya Nomura. Sick Nomura burn.

I think between SMN and BLM it comes down to play preference. BLM is a nuke-all-the-things burst DPS while SMN is a sustained DPS throw-dots-down-and-let-your-pet-wreck-things type. So really between those two it comes down to whether you want to 'splodey or be lazy. I prefer SMN just because I like pet classes, but I've heard for Coil, statics don't really like having a SMN because compared to the other ranged DPS classes it's kinda the bottom rung of the ladder, but then again I don't Coil with my SMN so *shrug*. Don't play on console so can't help you there. Queue times for tanks and healers are always short and sweet. As a main PLD, I've never had a problem with queue times, same on WHM. As far as RPing them goes, there's some debate on RPing certain jobs. Overall, the answer will always boil down to play what you want, but from what I've gleaned trawling these forums, BLM and SCH are harder to pass off in RP because BLMs are illegal (some debate on the interpretation of the lore on this one) and SCH fairies are bound to the SCH Soul Stones, of which there is a finite number, meaning there can only be a finite number of legitimate Nymian SCHs. My SMN is a SMN ICly, having studied ancient Allagan texts. Easy enough to claim to be a SMN in this game. But, like I said, you play how you want. No one can make you not RP something.

Godbert once impregnated a woman by licking peanut butter off a knife suggestively. He Mandervilled so hard about it, it crystallized the fetus and long story short, Godbert named the kid Hydaelyn. 11/10 would birth mothercrystal again.

This one isn't from FFXIV but I like it so I'mma share it with you anyway. It's my maniac mage, Lissy Hawking, from ArcheAge. She's actually the souls of the twin sisters Lisanne and Lisbeth Hawking fused in one body. They switch out personalities depending upon what the situation calls for (Lisanne is a wickedly powerful elementalist with a specialty in fire, Lisbeth is a healer and a bard). I don't play AA anymore but damn if I don't still love the character.

Another IT PSA: Something being foreign to you doesn't make it "not user-friendly." It just means you're not used to it yet. That said, we've had Adobe Acrobat XI and Microsoft Office 2013 as our standard for about half a year now. At this point you're shifting from "unfamiliar with the programs" to "just a plain old fucking moron."

The tall Elezen stops in his tracks, a Miqo'te girl under each arm and a bottle of rum in each hand. The two catgirls giggle as Reilan puts on his best rogue's grin, his pince-nez shining in the light and replies, "My good man, I'm simply here to enjoy the finer revelries provided by this fine establishment. Namely booze and wenches." He grins as he urges the girls forward, giving them both a drink from the bottles he's double-fisting. K'hane Tariq deadpans at the Lalafell reporter. "I haven't the slightest idea why I'm here. I have very important research I could be conducting, but my fellows have deemed it imperative that we visit this... establishment. With any luck we shan't be here more than a few bells, but I suspect that will not be the case." She sighs and plods off.

*gives Ilwe hugs* Thank you so much everyone

Update!

So far three of my toons have chocobos. Their names are, in order: Odin Ramza Chokeaho ...I'm lazy when it comes to naming pets and mounts.

IRL Godwin's Law.

I literally just watched that on my lunch break.

Protip: when your IT guy is trying to help you with a problem, maybe not being a snarky bitch is the first step to expediting your service process. My motivation to fix your fucking Outlook is going to go waaaaaaay down when I have to listen to you huff and sigh at the other end of the phone every two minutes. I'm not going to know exactly how to fix your exact problem right off the bat every time. I'm a computer technician, not a fucking wizard.

Admittedly I don't know much about the greenwrath, but yeah, that's my basic understanding of it. The greenwrath is basically the Elementals' way of branding you as being a detriment to the forest, so once you have it anything and everything wants you very, very dead. So I suppose being branded with the greenwrath after being voidtouched is a distinct possibility, especially with him being a hearer.

Well, again, I can't claim to be an expert on it *switches on Sounsyy-signal* but from what I understand Conjury uses aether gleaned from the Elements while Thaumaturgy uses one's own personal aether well, so I don't think they would interact much? It's also my understanding that Thaumaturgy doesn't actually have much to do with the Void; that's a common misconception due to Thaumaturgy's ties to Black Magic, and the brothers in the Ossuary don't do much to help it.

Dibs on being the first to actually make this LS.

All of them. Just use all of them. The League of Uncouth Gentlemen

I can't be certain but I would think being Voidtouched would have an effect on his healing abilities. Maybe not cut him off completely but severely weaken his abilities? It's my understanding that the Elementals and the Void are at complete odds with one another, so I guess it depends on which influence is stronger? Again, all speculation on my part.