Describe your backstory in the worst way!

[GloryRhodes]

Spahro Llorn: Runaway teen takes out angst on everyone through creative cursing and slander.

 

Xanadu Mol: Race traitor kills people for Jesus.

[Verad]

Senile old man and threat to public health treated as charming by people who should know better.

[Leanne]

Naive young girl travels to know the world only to discover how ugly it is, sticks to her never to be fulfilled utopian ideals.

[Aaron]

Aaron - Guy trying to move through life in the most lazy way possible. It's a miracle he still is employed.

[LiadansWhisper]

Liadan - Illiterate redneck accidentally murders entire village (and sundry), then discovers that maybe outsiders aren't actually the devil.

[Silane]

Family was murdered: to cope was adopted by a moogle, talks to a flying tadpole and a sword, also became a bipolar Punisher.

[Killerwing]

Just another Raen Au Ra that lost basically everything to the Garleans when Doma was destroyed. And now she's studying primals.

[Erik Mynhier]

The nerdiest highlander FF-otaku to ever walk the face of the world..... eyeball fetish.

[Telluride]

Nathan: Raised by spoony bards, decided that the highest calling was to be a living cliche'.

 

Magma: Spoiled brat mooches off brothers, loses gravy train when they get killed, then tramps it up to survive, and now still tramps it up just with more experience at doing so.

[Steel Wolf]

STEEL: Loudmouth hornball widower tries to follow her late-husband's example at being a hero, ends up just wandering around like Ryu but with slightly more personality and huuuuuuge...

 

...eyes.

 

CASTLE: Ishgardian servant maiden and bodyguard runs from dragons, gets bored of Gridania, tries to become an adventurer and a servant maiden again. Still runs from dragons.

[Coatleque]

Clueless country girl consistently falls for the 'wrong' man.

[Chompie]

Oh my gosh I love reading all these so much! Trying to mush a whole lot about a character's history into one dumb-sounding sentence is the purest form of art.

 

 

Arblis: Overconfident catgirl fails to understand the concept of bullying.

[K'nahli]

Liadan - Illiterate redneck accidentally murders entire village (and sundry), then discovers that maybe outsiders aren't actually the devil.

 

I remember part of me secretly always wanting to RP with you because your character just looked nice(I guess that was why anyways). Now I'm scared.

[Kassandra Dawn]

Kassandra Dawn: childhood rebel grows up and has the WORST luck with men...ever.

 

Iasmin Rey: tiny angy Au Ra can't remember anything and hates practically everyone.

[LiadansWhisper]

Liadan - Illiterate redneck accidentally murders entire village (and sundry), then discovers that maybe outsiders aren't actually the devil.

 

I remember part of me secretly always wanting to RP with you because your character just looked nice(I guess that was why anyways). Now I'm scared.

 

I swear to god it was an accident!

 

Liadan is MUCH less racist now. Promise. Scout's honor! D:

[H.H.]

Country bumpkin gets kidnapped and raised by pirates, kills best friend through sheer incompetence, develops delusions of grandeur despite said - or on account of - said incompetence.

[Swashbuckler]

A man in a changed form whose family was eaten by dragons.

[Sounsyy]

Sounsyy: A girl who dreamed of fighting monsters grows up battling monsters she did not anticipate.

 

Razia: Married a man who loved her business more than her. Divorced said man... and said business, too.

[Kage]

Naive Lalafell with the best intentions ruins peoples' lives when he joins the World because of idol hero worship.

[111]

Energetic woman devotes herself wholeheartedly to a life of making bad decisions.

[Antain]

Vaughn Antain: Whore is bought by pirate and becomes a murderer.

 

Rosalie Rousseau: Pirate becomes a whore and murders out of boredom.

 

Remioux Beauvais: Orphaned alcoholic Garlean is a selfish prick.

[111]

Vaughn Antain: Whore is bought by pirate and becomes a murderer.

 

Rosalie Rousseau: Pirate becomes a whore and murders out of boredom.

 

Remioux Beauvais: Orphaned alcoholic Garlean is a selfish prick.

How about your next one is a whore that buys a pirate.

[kharnlol]

Orenji Kharn: Local tank couldn't keep hate in a WoD run so becomes a sky pirate to cope with his issues

 

Vinzer Reddard: Man eats his friends and is determined to protect brother

 

Lawrence Fathi: Man keeps hallucinating giant crystal for money

[C'kayah Polaali]

Setoh Aliapoh: How evil can become a valid default lifestyle choice for someone who holds fast to their lack of ambition; Can he maintain this now that he's won ambition in a triple triad game?

 

C'kayah Polaali: A cautionary tale on the dangers of love; How to grow fat and wealthy by virtue of having a tongue faster than Muhammad Ali and sweeter than Dolly Parton - in their youths!

 

Armistead Moreau: You've trained your entire life in order to safeguard your family by exercising your Charles Atlasesque powers of suspicion. Now that they are gone, where will you go?

[Unnamed Mercenary]

Exiled science experiment gone wrong seeks to just go home and pretend everything is fine.