Kellach Woods

This guy seems to have a good grasp on posting productively and in a positive manner!

*kicks a pebble* You and me both sister. I don't think I ever thought about what Kell would find attractive. For some reason male miqo'tes were really attracted to him and he's heard some lewd whispers behind him in Ul'dah, but they don't dare approach. I don't think he has a thing so much for body types than flair. If you flaunt it he will come.

Balmung is open right at this time.

It's an unfortunate situation because 1 letter off from Naruto and a Miqo'te (aka what everyone who picks a well-known character name defaults as) is a combination many will stay well clear of. Honestly now that I've seen the origin of the name it makes a lot more sense and I'd definitely hit you up if I saw you in game.

Heh, I only have one and it's periodically updated by L'yhta

Considering the general's past decision making abilities (aka how to handle a Garlean spy in the worst way possible by placing her in the very same prison she would have the most contacts in to escape) I don't think you should hold that as proof that the Brass Blades are more than the same thugs planting Somnus in peddlers' luggage. Also, the Blades cannot get their house cleaned by design - They are quite literally employed by Lolorito who's kind of, you know, BEHIND ALL OF THIS SHIT?

Since we glossed over Sark Malark, might as well post him up. - Sark Malark This is fairly interesting as in the questlines for Mor Dhona imply that Sark is a fairly rich individual who could very well know about what happened. Also, I re-checked Hunberct - I don't think his dialogue changed because his is entirely related to the Attack on Highbridge chain of FATEs. Also, unless you're talking about his lever he clearly gives zero fucks so I wouldn't even consider his opinion valid on any subject. Except when we're talking about his lever.

There's no mention of Holy being bad for Eorzea in the WHM 45 quest.

The MSQ is the backdrop, so to speak. It's a common denominator we can use to say "this is what is currently going on in the world right now". My character has dick all to do with the MSQ. So he just keeps doing what he's doing.

if i rp one he will be a dank knight

Getting your dick stuck in a chinese fingertrap with another dick

Clio is like supapritty and welcoming. And makes the Fisherman's Hat work super well.

That sounds like it, yes. Other races are for oglin' and bangin', not for livin'.

Add a non-Defiance Stance to WAR. Because right now it's super boring to play if you're not MTing.

Damn I just read up on that LS and... that sounds actually like a good idea. Kudos on that.

To me it didn't look much like Holy but what do I know.

Osric pls. Hamon was the first one I checked.

I think we've exhausted the NPC text . Someone might want to go verify Hunberct because I think Attack on Highbridge had just failed and thus his dialogue reflected that.

so in short I need to be a pedantic asshole whenever I post? Duly noted.

That's why I said funnily enough. Also, it's not so much that the events are non-canon or anything, it's just that my main problem is with the MSQ. The way I see it, if I'm going to be forced to go through a narrative in order to access content, I want that narrative to be good - especially if I need to watch enough cutscenes that they have TWO disclaimers for them. If you only care about possible RP hooks then that's fine. We're both looking at this from two completely different points of view. You care about RP, I care about the game.

Perennial slacker.

Company of Heroes MSQ-line : All handwaved by the fact that it was necessary as established by the Company of Heroes themselves. Even though Y'shtola protests, she still tells you to go along with it because you do not have any other choice. Even if you protested, the CoH would just clam up because it was a trial that THEY THEMSELVES DEVISED. They also are not aware of the Blessing of Light that prevents tempering. Coerthas MSQ-line : Start of the stupidity, though AT LEAST the explanation being that if you ran him through prior to the moment you actually do, you would have likely ensured you never actually get to Garuda, which was necessary at the time. When it comes to the MSQ up until 2.1, it all makes some sort of sense as you have an alternate goal you are pursuing. It's only with the patches when they pretty much require the WoL to never do anything remotely intelligent (such as you know NOT BRINGING UP THE NUMBERS BEING SHIT AND THE SHIFTY DEALINGS THAT YOU PERSONALLY OVERSEE) and everyone else to just go along with it. The plan has so many problems that just require everyone involved to be the dumbest human beings alive when placed in their situations (or in the case of Alphinaud, inexperienced - That was the only part that I really enjoyed because it's believable. Someone as young as him, who is not used to politics and military management, SHOULD make these mistakes). Postmoogle : Not MSQ, but I'll still entertain the thought. Most of the stuff you do comes at the requests of the letter carriers themselves. Gegeruju even enjoys the Mamool Ja mating dance but believes it's too risque for most of the guests he would have entertained by it. In short, they are the artifacts of their own stupidity, you just smile and nod because your task is to be a good letter carrier. The only stupidity exhibited by postmoogle quests involve the Postmoogle himself because you're not throwing him under the bus. Hildibrand : Not MSQ but I'll still entertain the thought. You are often tasked by Briardien to do stuff that runs opposite of what Hildibrand is supposed to do at the time, and more often than not the WoL looks completely shocked at the idiocy being put forward. That he's still shocked after all this time is kind of weird, but not that bad. Being an enabler does not mean being literally the dumbest person alive like 2.4 onwards requires the WoL to be. Funnily enough, it's often in the holiday events that the WoL shows they're not that dumb.

Bad WoD cloud runs : Healer will steal that sunnova before tank has a chance to even do it, regardless of how useful it would be. T13 : You mean something barely any 10% of the playerbase will see? Unfortunately, I fear they're saving that one for Godbert.

I am always down for people playing different characters, and blind is certainly one I didn't expect to see in this game!

I'm not faulting the generosity of people of the community. Most of us like helping out. But if the focus of the event is making money, it changes the dynamic a lot to the point where I'd like to know beforehand so I can just get the hell out of dodge.